Week 97: Vibrant Living on Fountain Square
Author: admin // Category: Eating out, Food reviewI’ll admit that I haven’t always been the biggest proponent of Fountain Square. Even when I moved to Cincinnati, Fountain Square was the center of downtown—the only issue was not much was happening!
But then a few years ago, the city became an awful lot more serious about having a center, and I’ll be the first to admit I was wrong about this place. Most days, and even most nights, the Square is hopping and many of those events are fun, interesting, and vibrantly local. Pretty awesome!
As a downtown office worker, I thought I’d see what I could find at lunchtime at the Square, so for three days this week, I headed down there to see if I could get enough variety for the Square to stand up to any other downtown lunch hot spot!
Tuesdays are “Market on the Square” days, billed as a downtown farmers market and indeed you will find one or two vegetable venders with a good amount of beautiful veggies, but you’ll also find arts and crafts vendors and all kinds of lunch purveyors. So I decided to have a little barbeque battle between two competing vendors separated by about 30 feet!
The first, in the “main” food tend is the Cincinnati Barbeque Company, out there smoking chicken and pork. They’re only there Tuesdays (as with many of the vendors on that day), but it smelled delicious. I ordered a “boneless rib sandwich”—it looked very much to me like they had pulled rib meat off of the bone and that they were constructing sandwiches that way—looked interesting!
The other choice was Joby’s Pulled Pork Sliders, on the “market” (5th st.) side of the square. I know Joby’s, actually, because I had participated in a BBQ taste test that Polly Campbell hosted, and Joby’s surprised a lot of us with its interesting flavors. It was tasty, I recall, but not particularly BBQ-like. So I ordered a slider with the “main” Cincinnati pork mop sauce. So… how were they?
In the background, the Cincinnati BBQ Company boneless rib sandwich. Sadly, this was a disappointment, and perhaps one I brought on myself. This was basically a McRib with a nice grilled roll. It was a pre-formed pork patty in the shape of ribs—I just didn’t get a good look at the grill, I guess. It’s true that the McRib is a guilty pleasure of mine when I need to eat at the Golden Arches, but it’s not what I’m looking for at a place that claims to be a real barbeque joint. The sauce was nice, the bun was excellent. So next time, I will go back, and I will order the chicken breast sandwich; those were clearly nice-looking chicken breasts on the grill!
In the foreground, Joby’s slider. This was the opposite—I found the bun dry and boring, and the sauce was clearly not a barbeque sauce—it tasted almost exactly like apple butter, which I love when I find myself at Cracker Barrel, but again a surprise to see billed as their most traditional BBQ sauce. But the pork… it was delicious. Nicely done, light on the smoke, but fall apart tender and really juicy! Can I take this pork over to the first place and get it sauced and sandwiched over there? Lots of potential at both places…
On Wednesday, I stopped at Fountain Square’s stalwart Tom & Chee, a TOMato soup and grilled CHEEse sandwich “shop” that is saving up some cash to open a full-time shop on Court St. I’ve never eaten here, but I thought this was the time! Wednesday was a hot, hot day so I started with some gazpacho and ordered their grilled cheese special.
The gazpacho was pretty nice! I was initially put off a bit because it was quite sweet, sweeter than I am used to. Thankfully the tomato flavor was strong, the vegetables were toothsome, and there was a bit of heat to back it up and dull the sweetness a little bit. And as for the sandwich? Really, really good. White bread, american cheese, fried french onions (yes, from a can), caramelized onions, and barbeque potato chips. On the sandwich. Folks, this wasn’t health food, but it was stunningly good. This may be my newest guilty pleasure—watch out!
And finally, on Thursday I made a stop at The Elusive Cow, who along with Tom & Chee and Skyline, represent the “everyday” choices on the square (though Elusive Cow takes Tuesdays off). Though they really don’t describe any of this at the tent, the website notes their commitment to local and fresh ingredients. I went in planning to get the turkey burger but decided to ask what was the best thing on the menu—without hesitation, they enthusiastically recommended the chorizo burger. This sandwich is something I’ve been making at home for years—the taste of (Mexican) chorizo alongside ground chuck makes for a delicious combination, and this was no exception. The burger patty was small and thin, sadly, but the flavor was tremendous, and thankfully not overcooked. Bun and toppings also fresh and tasty, so all in all this was a very good option! Even though the cucumber salad just tasted like pickles, the sandwich reigns as an excellent choice!
So go. Go on Tuesdays to get a wide range of choices. Go any other day for the “regulars.” But when the weather is beautiful and you’ve got a few minutes, go!