Week 35: Wicks (Louisville) and Indigo (Cincinnati)– Good When You’re Hungry!

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It’s been another big busy week for me personally.  That usually means I don’t get much time to think about eating or plan to eat.  But with my parents in town this weekend, it created an opportunity to do a couple of things.

Wick’s In Louisville– Home of the “Big Wick”!

On Friday night, we high-tailed it to Louisville for a show– it was Better Than Ezra, remember them?  They played the cool Fourth Street Live mall venue, making this the second time I’ve seen them play in a glorified alley!

Rock!

Rock!

After the show, we were in search for some later-night grub and found our way to the Bardstown Road area, and behold a vision for a hungry diner:

College pizza pub, Louavuhl style

College pizza pub, Louavuhl style

It was about what you’d expect– a well-worn pizza joint slash pub serving the college folks (and apparently some alumni!) from the area.  We were hungry and it’s a good thing because their pizzas are substantial!

Substantial

Substantial

It was… good.  Like so many pizzeria’s in Cincinnati, it had some good points (I enjoyed the flavor of the sausage and the piquancy of the sauce), but atop an overly rigid and not-very-tasty crust.  But, since we had ordered the Big Wick, the structural integrity of the crust was critical to keep the whole thing afloat!  It was solid, the beer was good, and let’s be honest, when you are hungry and tired, just sitting in air conditioning and eating will make anyplace seem like it was sent from heaven!  There are four Wick’s in L-Ville, and I’d imagine they all serve this pretty basic but critical function!

From the “Could I Have Made This At Home” File:  Pasta Bake @ Indigo’s

We were in town for the Hyde Park Blast last night…

Where's Waldo?

Where's Waldo?

OK, well we didn’t know the Blast was going on (lame how out of touch with local events I am!), but we got to Hyde Park and it surely was!  We went to dinner at Indigo after feeling some positive momentum from last weekend’s lunch visit.  This time out, I was able to dig deeper into the menu (beyond the calzone or stromboli I usually get) and went for a southwest pasta bake.  It surely sounded good: penne with chicken breast, salsa, veggies, southwest sauce and cheese on top, all baked.  It looked pretty good when it came out, too, even if it wasn’t exactly a “healthy vision”:

Beneath this cheese, there be less than you might think...

Beneath this cheese, there be less than you might think...

Again, the portions are good but I was just underwhelmed by the dish.  The parts I knew I would like, I did– the chicken with the black beans and cheese are a home-cooking staple for me.  Everything else just didn’t carry its load, and it actually tasted like LESS than the sum of its parts.  The southwest sauce tasted like taco seasoning, which I actually don’t mind, but doesn’t help the “is this from my house?” feeling.  If you’re going to charge in excess of $15 for an entree, I expect just a little bit more!  Too bad.  The evening was still a rousing success, and I still love Indigo, but I will definitely stick with the specialty in the pizzas and strombolis next time!

Week 34: Cincinnati’s strangest new lunch eatery? Cold Turkey.

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Friends–

These are most interesting and exciting days.  As life changes-a-plenty come my way sometimes you just yearn for a simpler time.  Say, a restaurant that doesn’t fry or microwave foods.  Or perhaps one that doesn’t cook much of anything at all.  Is this your idea of a good time?  Perhaps you’d enjoy a stop at the newest of Cincinnati’s 6th Street restaurants (once a hallowed Restaurants Row, now a bit of a graveyard of big ideas).

Heat is for wimps!

Heat is for wimps!

Some co-workers and I headed down to Cold Turkey for lunch.  As it turns out, we were at the end of their first week of being open– a sort of “quiet open” to test things out.  We waited in the cafeteria-style line at the front until the restaurant manager came by to let us know that there was a full restaurant in the back with menu service.  Good to know (I think they’re going to buy a sign that lets you know this).  As we walked back, and during a couple of interludes at the table, we learned several very interesting things about this restaurant.  How many places in town can say any of these things:

  • Nothing at our restaurant is fried or microwaved.
  • Most of our foods are actually not cooked at all– they are served cold.
  • Virtually all of our servers are disgruntled former employees of a downtown Cincinnati bar (which will remain nameless).
  • We are open M-F for lunch, and from 9pm-6am (!) Friday and Saturday nights.

This place was one surprise after another.  The place very much looks like the Big Boy it used to be, with shades of its last incarnation as a Thai/Breakfast cafe (orange, being that shade specifically).  The place is covered in original works of art, and they’ve built a stage for live classical music at lunch.

Let’s just say there’s no shortage of aspirations at Cold Turkey.  It really is a charming set of expectations and hopes, although I worry they might be trying to do too much too soon.

Perhaps you are wondering about the food?  The menu consists of a wide variety of sandwiches, many but not all featuring turkey.  I ordered the restaurant specialty, The Gobbler.

Unusually OK

Unusually OK

The Gobbler is described as follows:  “House-roasted turkey breast served Philly style with ‘Wiz,’ roasted red peppers, banana peppers, and onions.”  It tasted… exactly like the description.  It was served on texas toast, and while it was neither authentic nor reminiscent of… well, anything, it was actually pretty tasty.  A little heavy on the Wiz, but it was accurately named and reasonably well-prepared.  I was pleased that the turkey was not cold cut-style but was nice hunks of turkey breast.  Other folks who got sandwiches remarked that they were decent without being exceptional, the main commentary being “I can make this at home,” and “maybe $7 is a little steep for this.”

Side dishes are, well, odd.  Ants on a log?  “Cajun pretzels?”  (These APPEAR to be store-bought pretzels with cajun seasoning on them.  They were nice, but very very simple.)  Trail mix?  I mean, these are fine snacks, but don’t really represent side dishes.  No chips or fries (no fryers, remember?), or anything of the sort.  So I got soup instead– a watermelon and cucumber gazpacho that was a bit heavy on the “sweet.”  (But apparently not as much so as the cold strawberry soup which was described to me by a dining companion as being eerily similar to strawberry ice cream topping.  Hmmm.)

In their first week open, it sounds like the restaurant has had its share of trials and tribulations and they’ve been working hard at keeping those smiles bright when their computer system went down (as it did when we were there, for at least the third time that week, apparently).  To that end, the service was not very familiar with the menu but was trying very, very hard.  A for effort.

Overall, Cold Turkey is a very interesting (almost schizophrenic!) alternative downtown.  A good choice for vegetarians and healthy-minded people, it will require a bit of patience and open-mindedness while they figure out issues as diverse as “is our menu any good,” “what kind of classical violin do these downtowners want to hear,” and “will drunk people at 2:30am choose our ants on a log over Shanghai Mama’s greasy noodles.”  I’ll come back for sure, but I’ll give them a couple of months to figure out what they want to be when they grow up.  Good luck, Cold Turkey!

An Aside:  Zip’s Burger

Now THIS is a Tavern.

Now THIS is a Tavern.

It feels odd to “review” a place that I go to quite a bit and love, but I will mention I had another tremendous burger at Zip’s this weekend.  You know it, you love it.  After an evening of house-shopping, we popped in for some beers and and a burger.  I was hungry, so I made the mistake of ordering the overwhelming double cheeseburger.  Apparently I forgot how big their regular patties are or something.  (And this after a bowl of their oh-so-delicious chili!)

Hello, beef!

Hello, beef!

Zip’s has been putting burgers together for Mt. Lookout regulars for decades and they know what they are doing.  The patties are big and beefy… so much so that the bun has a hard time keeping up.  (Especially with the double!)  The cooked it a little past what I like, but I forgot to tell them my preference and it was cooked a very fair medium, so no issues there.  The veggies were fresh and bold.  This is not an exciting burger, but it IS the long-running standard in Cincinnati.  (Sorry, Terry’s… I like yours better but you are not the standard in this town.)  They are also cheap!  ($4 for a single)  I just wish they’d put together some fries that are worth eating– those little shoestring things aren’t worth the grease they bring in!  Anyway, another great stop.  I talked to some folks this week who have lived in Cincinnati for years and never been to Zip’s.  Are you kidding me?  Get over yourself and go!

OK, on to the next week!

Week 33: Tapas Night at NuVo (Newport, KY)

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Here we are, sitting in another very nicely-mild springlike June weekend.  Never mind the rain, it’s passed through.  Now we sit and enjoy what remains!

A few weeks ago, I made my first trip to NuVo, a restaurant in Covington that’s garnering heaps of praise.  At that visit, I understood why– at its best, NuVo cranks out simple, bold, and flavorful dishes that make the meal an excellent one.  In my opinion, when they erred on the side of getting too fancy, the flavors (though not the presentation) tended to fall apart. 

While at NuVo, we learned of a tradition weeks in the making– Wednesdays are “Tapas Night” at NuVo.  For $25, you’re treated to five courses of tapas, after which you can choose to order any additional ones you might have liked best– a greatest hits, if you will.  All this plus $4 glasses of wine.  It’s one of those really GOOD things coming out of such a bad economic situation!  So, a few friends and I headed down there to check it out.

We got there early on the advice of our server– as you can imagine, once the place fills up those tables aren’t going anywhere for a while.  We needn’t have worried– the place didn’t fill up all night.  It was an odd and surprising situation, and our server didn’t have a clear idea why this might be, although she rightly noted that we are now in the quieter, “grillout” season.  In any case, we sat down with the menu for reference, and the first course came out pronto.

Chorizo + Queso Fresco = Delicioso

Chorizo + Queso Fresco = Delicioso

The first course had two elements to it, and it pretty much perfectly summed up both of our experiences at NuVo.  The first item was a chilled rhubarb and strawberry soup.  It was exactly like it sounded which, I’m sorry to say, was “weird.”  The flavor of both was present, alongside some salt.  The flavor made sense, but it didn’t taste good.  Good academically, but not pleasing.  OK, you get the point.  On the other hand, it was paired with a fantastic chorizo and queso fresco dip.  A little spicy, a little salty, and some nice crunchy chips.  That was an appetizer!
Ignore the thumb, notice the tartlet...

Ignore the thumb, notice the tartlet...

The second course, again a two-parter, fared better.  The orzo salad with olives, red peppers, and new potatoes, was kind of like a dressed up potato salad for a picnic.  The flavors melded nicely, and the potatoes surprised me every time.  Not very substantial but pleasing nonetheless.  The garlic and mushroom tartlets were warm pillows of deliciousness, with the bright flavors of woodsy mushrooms and garlic making it a very quick, but uber-enjoyable, bite.
Oh pork, must you be the best dish in every course where you are found?

Oh pork, must you be the best dish in every course where you are found?

Things started getting serious in Course Three– the centerpiece, arguably, was an “artichoke and spring vegetables pasta” in a lemon cream sauce.  It was nice… a lemony fettuccine alfredo where the artichokes were prepared surprisingly well (and delicately) to my normally-artichoke-averse taste.  Alongside were slivers of seared scallops with corn emulsion and arugala– I found it a bit ordinary, but I think the table enjoyed it quite a bit more than me.  Finally was a bite of pork tenderloin seared with ginger jasmine rice and an orange glaze.  Not to be sexist, but this bite did it for the men at the table.  The little bit of orange counteracted a perfectly cooked and subtly-seasoned bite of pork.  The kind of dish that begged for seconds (which we ultimately did order!).

Does "mini" make everything taste better?

Does "mini" make everything taste better?

 Fourth Course was three extremely different but tasty dishes.  The least inspired was a small hunk of sea trout with what was supposed to be a spinach couscous (that didn’t really taste of spinach) and a TINY bit of raisin gastrique that was easily the best of that plating.  The mini chicken gyro was a bit decadent as the pita was a touch over-fried, but the one-biteness made it all work.  The round steak with BBQ sauce and gorgonzola potatoes was home-cooking nice and I cleaned my plate easily. 

Not so sweet ending...

Not so sweet ending...

The whole experience, which was quite nice, came to a premature end with a couple of odd desserts.  I enjoyed the red pepper goat cheese with bing cherry compote– the goat cheese and cherry flavors worked surprisingly well, and the pepper added a certain vague hotness to the whole thing.  I wish I could say similarly positive things for the scoops of sorbet with balsamic vinaigrette, but the salt atop it sadly overpowered it, making it taste a bit of salt lick.  Too bad.

So we went back and had a “dessert” of pork, chicken gyro, and tartlet.  Not a bad way to end!

Overall, I highly recommend trying out the NuVo tapas experience.  It’s not all 100% excellent, but it is solid– all the way to excellent once you’ve found the simple stuff.  A great bargain and the folks there are so nice you can’t help but want to come back and be regulars.  They just need to stick to the homey stuff!

That’s it for now… into another week of fun!

Week 32: Short Rib Two Ways (a second chance for Bootsy’s, something different @ Pacific Rim in Ann Arbor)

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to that season unofficially known as the late spring / early summer.   These are good times, times where the earth is growing fuller, lusher, and more alive.  After another weekend in Michigan, I returned to Cincinnati and made my first “summer” grocery trip.  While the first really fun one will probably involve Findlay Market next weekend, this was a good one, stocking up on all kinds of fresh vegetables (my, the onions have gotten big) and lots of meats for grilling.  This is the year I really want to get a return on my grill investment.  I’ve got a nice one, and I intend to use it a LOT.  Tonight, I think I’ll grill up some snapper.  Yum.

Anyway, a most interesting week of eating.  I’ll focus on two specific things I ate this week– both variations on that delicious meat, the short rib.  The short rib is the (historically) less-respected beef rib brother to pork spare ribs.  They are bigger (of course) and require some care and time to get right.  But they can really be lovely when done right… think ribs, but beefy.  I don’t get short rib all the time (they still aren’t on the menu in a lot of places) but I had what I could only assume would be “the pleasure” of enjoying them twice this week.  The first time at a surprising place (for me)…

Another Chance:  Bootsy’s for Lunch

I'm baaaaaaaack...

I'm baaaaaaaack...

I have a couple of life philosophies that either make me a good guy or get me in trouble.  One is that I’m very open-minded.  Another is that I generally do not make a scene when co-workers suggest going to places that aren’t my favorite.  So, when some co-workers I was headed to lunch with excitedly informed me that they were able to get reservations at Bootsy’s which was now apparently serving lunch, I just smiled.

(I have had a couple of less-than-stellar experiences there, one of which involved eating.  If I were less lazy, I’d hyperlink them here.  But I am just this lazy and would implore you to use the search thingy if you’re interested.)

So why not?  Everyone deserves a second chance in life… lord knows I have gotten my share of second chances.  So we ambled down to Bootsy’s and got a plum table on the outdoor rooftop terrace, a lovely space indeed.  The sun beat down with that late spring goodness, and things felt good.  Things were looking up.

They brought the menu, and it really was a scaled down version of their dinner menu, about as faithful a representation as one could muster.  The main sections were Soup, Salads, Flatbreads (easily the best thing on the menu at the dinner I had there), Sandwiches, Pasta, Meat, Paella, Seafood, and Sushi.  That same eclectic combination continues. 

I learn from my mistakes, let it be said.  So, when I thought about what I ordered last time (mostly “Latin” specialties), I decided to go into a different area.  (But Lord knows, not to sushi… I don’t get sushi from places that focus on Latin food.  Call me crazy.)  So, I ordered the “Earth, Wind, and Fire” slider platter, described as:  “Trio of sliders:  pork belly with orange marmelade, pulled Cuban short rib with queso fresco, Kobe beef burger with calabrese. (served with Spanish kettle chips).”  I was optimistic– after all, I was ordering three very different things!

It arrived, next to my co-workers’ various salads and bento boxes:

Four chances of success...

Four chances of success...

I took these left-to-right:  pork belly, short rib, and beef burger.  The chips were interspersed between, as some kind of ghastly palette cleanser.

I’m sorry, folks, but I couldn’t have been more disappointed.  I REALLY, REALLY went into this meal optimistic, but I sure didn’t leave that way.  In turn:

Pork Belly:  The best of the three meats by miles.  And how could it not be– pork belly is pretty much the epitome of what humans are made to eat.  The fat fell apart beautifully– and the meat had decent flavor.  It was a touch overcooked to my liking but not mercilessly.  I was disappointed to not have any flavor of the marmelade (and I looked for it– unless it’s somehow baked IN to the belly, mine was without).  Overall, good meat quality but the execution didn’t hit the mark for me.

Short Rib:  Again, the meat itself had a nice flavor, but seemed to me to be just a touch overcooked.  It also didn’t seem particularly seasoned– and keep in mind, good meat (to me) needn’t be.  But I had assumed the “Cuban” was some kind of meat seasoning, but it wasn’t.  There was no queso fresco (too bad, as it was a flavor combination I was eager to try) and in its place were a surprising and pungent array of pickled vegetables.  Imagine my surprise!  The vegetables actually tasted a little bit like ban chan (Korean pickled appetizers), but were extremely powerful and easily overwhelmed the delicate flavor of the (unseasoned) meat.  Too bad!

Kobe beef:  I’ll admit, I’ve never ordered a Kobe burger before.  From everything I have read, it kind of kills all of the marbling the meat is known for and is kind of a “waste” of a lovely cut of meat.  But as a part of a sampler, I was excited to see what I’d get.  I asked how it was prepared and the server (who was just plain lovely, by the way) explained it was to be prepared medium-rare unless I felt otherwise.  That worked for me.  I didn’t know what “calabrese” was but I was ready to be surprised.  (Later, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it may refer to a type of broccoli, or a kind of grape– either would make interesting combinations.)  What I was served was a little burger cooked medium (at best) with what appeared and tasted for all the world to me like iceburg lettuce.  That’s it– no other seasonings and condiments.  It ended up being dry and unremarkable.  Not the way I expected my first kobe slider to go! 

Overall, I found myself wondering if maybe my meal was done early and sat on the hot plate for a few minutes.  The potato chips were easily the worst part of the meal– these “Spanish kettle chips” had the rigidity of a Lay’s chip (that’s to say, not much, and certainly well, well short of kettle-fried– I mean, look at them!), and the flavor of SALT.  LOTS of salt and a little paprika for color.  I ended up eating half of them, thinking they would get better but ultimately I gave up.

As we were preparing to leave, I was surprised to see Mr. Jeff Ruby himself come out onto the patio and ask our table how our food was.  I respect this man immensely, and I hate lying, so I let my co-workers lie about things were “really good” (as it happens, no one really loved their meal at our table of 8), while I smiled and nodded.  He came over to me, and to his credit, said, “I’m not convinced about you.”  I really appreciate that he wasn’t just asking to be nice– he actually wanted to know.  So, ever the diplomat, I didn’t unleash a full review on him– instead I asked why my short rib had picked vegetables on it, and why they were so strong?  He said he’d check and remarked that he knew that combination was “not to everyone’s taste.”  After this, I assume he became understandably busy as I didn’t see him again after he left the table.

I admit, the man has a point.  The beauty of food is the subjectivity of taste.  And I certainly learned after my last “review” of Ruby’s there was a wide range of opinions on the authenticity of the recipes and quality of the food.  (On that point, I was pleased as punch this weekend to see the arroz con pollo moved from the paella section to the “Meat” section– huzzah.)  And I’ll be the first to admit that it may be the case that others would find the food more palatable than me.  But I’ll also say that I’ve got a pretty far-ranging and adventurous palette, so I’m not a pushover.  And I’ve now had greater than a dozen different meals or sides in my couple of visits.  And I can say that I’ve “consistently” found the food to be salty and not very interesting.  And it’s a shame because there are a LOT of things on that menu I’d happily order (if I didn’t know better).  It’s actually the same dilemma I have for Nada.  So I’m thinking I might need to take the same approach– go for happy hour where it’s more about the eating and the drinking.

So, FYI, Bootsy’s is open for lunch.  Their patio is amazing.  And for what it’s worth, the dish of the 8 that got the best review was the flounder a la planxa.  (It was uneven, apparently, but the fish was nice.)  If you do go, I hope you have a better experience than I did.  And if you do, let me know about it– my politeness will certainly bring me in again inadvertantly in the future, and your advice will be most welcome!

Dinner @ Pacific Rim (Ann Arbor, MI)

Saturday night brought us to Ann Arbor for a show by one of our favorite artists, Over the Rhine.  Do you know them?  You REALLY should.  Around the corner from the great listening room (The Ark) was a place I had heard about called Pacific Rim.  We made early reservations and showed up a little late.  But they were very accomodating!

Under my nose all along!

Under my nose all along!

I’ve been to Ann Arbor a LOT– in fact, I lived there four years.  :)   But I have no idea how long this place has been there, but I surely was glad to find it!  Seeking to clean the taste from my mouth, I ordered the Korean short rib dish, and I was VERY glad I did.  It arrived in most beautiful fashion:

Now THAT's the thing

Now THAT's the thing

The preparation was simple, in a way.  The short ribs were cut from the bone and grilled– they had a steak-like texture to them.  While they were cooked just a touch longer than I’d like, they were expertly seasoned with Korean spices.  Super nice.  The short ribs were served on some cooked until crusty-on-the-outside delightful sesame rice (not pictured, because it’s under all of that!) and served with what was called “jicama kimchi.”  I’m used to cabbage (traditional) kimchi, but the jicama gave the dish a bite of texture and an interesting, bright flavor.  This particular “kimchi” wasn’t fermented (thus ensuring it isn’t actually kimchi) but was seasoned and marinated in the same spieces.  Thus, if you ignored the comparison altogether (and thought of it as “Korean jicama salad”) it was a bright and well-rounded accompaniment to the dish.  The whole thing was topped with a delicate quail’s egg that rounded out the flavors nicely for the couple of bites you were able to enjoy with the egg.  The sauce was a little thick, cloying, and not necessary.  But the dish worked– it featured the meat, properly seasoned, with appropriate (and not overbearing) sides.  WELL DONE.  I will be back, I guarantee it, as the menu was filled with stuff I wanted to try, and the cocktails were excellent!

So how’s that for “compare and contrast”?  This week I guarantee some more Cincinnati eatin’.  Until then, ENJOY THOSE FRESH VEGETABLES!

Week 31: Detroit Three Ways (Cuban, Bar, and Stadium!)

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Friends–

I’ll admit, I haven’t eaten well this week.  The toll of recovery from the gastronomic delights of Paris have left me craving the things I know and love.  Ground beef.  Chicken.  Fried things.  And so it was with joy that I made my way to Detroit for a weekend of concerts (Tragically Hip) and sports (Stanley Cup Final Game 2… GO WINGS!).  Three “comfort food” meals from places old and new…

Cuban Dinner @ Vicente’s

Although you probably don’t think “ethnic food” when you think Detroit, you really should.  Thanks to the now-floundering auto industry, immigrants of all types have long flocked to Detroit.  You’ll find just about every kind of background somewhere in the city, and a rich melting-pot of simple cultural treasures abound to feed them.

This is not such a place.

Vicente’s is an amazing and delicious place.  But it’s not been created to feed those factory-line workers.  No, Vicente’s is decidedly white-collar.  But they’ve done their research.  A very nice, seafood-focused menu complements a tasteful (and not overstated) modern decor, with two arcs of tables surrounding a stage and dancefloor down the middle.  It was early (we were in town for a concert and didn’t want to miss it), there were tables, and we sat.  We ordered a couple of appetizers and about 3 minutes later (seriously!) there they were:

Cuban cuisine = Spain (left) + Caribbean (right) = Delicious

Cuban cuisine = Spain (left) + Caribbean (right) = Delicious

It is good.  The app platter was a definite Spain-fest with a hard-cured chorizo (certainly not the most important chorizo in Cuban cooking!) with manchego cheese.  Perfection, simple, and pure.  The empanadas, which came one beef and one chicken, were far from the best I’ve had, but they were thankfully not empanadillas (little ones, which many places pass off as the real thing).  The beef was not bad, the chicken was a little… stewy?  But then, I’m picky about these things.  Dinner arrived maybe 5 minutes later.  What the hell, that is some FAST service!

 

Hot pocket from the sea.

Hot pocket from the sea.

We ordered a puff-pastry-wrapped seafood stew on the recommendation of the chef.  Know what?  It was GOOD!  A little odd, and I usually enjoy my various seafood critters unadorned with sauces and broths, but it all held together.  The slightly chewy texture of the seafood (shrimp, scallops, and a few other odds and sods) made for interesting eating, and the saucy held it all together.  Nice.  The best part were really nice firm mushrooms that added a bold, earthy flavor that was as unexpected as it was delightful.  The end was a no-brainer– I wanted tres leches cake.

What are these other two amazing milks?  THESE I want to drink!

What are these other two amazing milks? THESE I want to drink!

“Tres leches” (three milks) is a cake steeped in three “milks” (evaporated, condensed, and heavy cream).  It is sweet, moist, and fall-apart delicious.  Tremendous.  Tart.  And sufficiently to get me off to a lovely night of music!

Dinner on Sunday– GO WINGS! at the Detroiter Bar

The locals' place to be...

The locals' place to be...

The Detroiter is a locals place in the truest sense of the word.  On an unassuming street corner, in what you might think is a bit of a rough neighborhood, is a surprisingly-sophisticated (at least versus my expectations!) neighborhood bar.  But OK, it’s not all poetry.

An articulate sentiment.

An articulate sentiment.

But I like where they’re going with it.  The place was literally FULL of Red Wings jerseys.  More than I’ve seen anywhere outside of the game ever.  The atmosphere was amazing… I guess that’s what you get when your team is ahead.  Me, I had an Anchor Steam and the “special burger.”

Smothered... thanks, toppings!

Smothered... thanks, toppings!

Two kinds of cheese, ham, and nicely done medium rare.  Nice to have a bar ask how you want your burger cooked, you know?  The only thing missing?  Onions!  Where are the onions, Detroiter Bar?  Want our breath smelling nice when we meet that special someone?  I just missed the texture, the piquancy.  Otherwise terrific.  The fries… not memorable.  I recommend the cheesy curly fries instead!

Did I mention there was a hockey game?  Did I mention I was there?  Must I prove it again?

Hello, Sportscenter...!

Hello, Sportscenter...!

Inside the Joe:  Cheli’s Chili Bowl

I’ll admit, I wasn’t that hungry.  But this was my first visit to Joe Louis Arena, and I wanted the full experience.  So after a very nice first two periods (ahead!), I snuck out at the last intermission to find a place reasonably well known to Detroit-based fans of hockey and/or chili (you know who you are):  Cheli’s Chili Bowl.

Who knows chili better than a hockey player? (Rhetorical)

Who knows chili better than a hockey player? (Rhetorical)

I ordered a chili cheese dog.  Why not?  The line was short, and I noted with a trace of irony that they serve Vienna Beef dogs… a staple of Chicago.  A big rival (and a former team of Chris Chelios, the owner).  They allow Chicago dogs here?  Not really, at least not Chicago Dog preparation.  But yes, they’re Viennas… in a state that prides itself on frankfurter production!  Odd.  But on to the chili cheese dog…

On soup?  Nice.  On a dog?  Strange.

On soup? Nice. On a dog? Strange.

The dog was… sadly… pretty unremarkable.  Oh, it was a Vienna, and that’s a good thing.  The best thing.  That natural casing snap.  The all-beef flavor.  The chili was like “a bowl of chili” chili.  My fault.  (See the restaurant name.)  It was soupy and beany.  Nice flavor but too subtle for a dog.  And the bun… my god, was it made of papier mache?  It was WEAK.  Too bad.  I enjoyed the dog flavor and left some of the chili (which would have been good under other circumstances!) in the box.  Filled me up and kept me full way too long!

So that’s my experience this weekend.  Some great, some good.  And I’ll be back this weekend for one more show.  Maybe I can finally make it to Miller’s Bar, reportedly (by some) to have the best burger in town!  We’ll see about that…